Hi, my name is Joe.
I don't collect any of your personal information unless you send it to me
I do keep track of the traffic with Google Analytics, which may capture some of your computer's information.
I may also from time to time implement some form of advertising on the website. Advertising folks are smart. Super smart. They are probably collecting information about you all the time.
This website is just like any other and I make no claim that it is 100% error free. If your browser freezes up it might be my fault, but I am not responsible. Wait, that sounds shady... ok some legalese... By using this website you agree that you wont be a douche and sue me if your browser crashes or anything goes wrong with your computer while on the website. Don't be a douche, just reboot.